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Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler: Take’em To Court

The Plaintiff: me again (Vonte)

The Defandant: Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler

Hot off the shelf from my local drug store today, I picked up the Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler and I am ready to make a ruling.  About four days after a fresh barber cut (Caesar with a lining sideburns pointed clean face with goatee) and one day before Valentines, I had a decision to make, either wait in line at the barber (on the eve of Valentines) or handle business myself and save some time.

Intrigued by the commercial I walked right into my Walgreens store, and there it was right up front, $19.99 plus the taxes gave me the electric trimmer, ProGlide Shaver attachment, the razor edge along with three comb attachments and a small tube of Fusion shave gel.  I started out with the trimmer and the #2 comb to freshen up my goatee, then proceeded to the shave an finally edge my lining and mustache.

My verdict: Not Guilty. The Fusion Styler passes with flying colors, it’s lightweight felt no bigger than a fat magic marker, with a trim blade about 1’in long so it moved easily around my face and under my nose, after the comb trim I applied a little moisture to my face used the provided shave gel and attached the shave attachment. My facial hair grows like Wolverine heals fast with a light to moderate 5 o’clock shadow and itchy face, I shaved off the sides of what would have been a beard and cleaned up the neck line then turned the shaver around and lined my mustache, goatee, and hair line. Using no other tools this did the job perfectly and I’m fresh and ready for Valentines Day, my only con to this product would be that its battery operated a single AAA battery (included) and the only thing I don’t like is to be running out of battery and not have any nearby as compared to a rechargeable power source, but honestly this did the job well and I can’t complain at all. -Vonte

The people vs. The Shake Weight for Men

The plaintiff: Vonte. I will represent the people here.

The Defendant: The Shake Weight for Men

I received delivery of my Shake Weight end of January. As I would come to learn the men’s version comes without dvd. Inbox is: The Shake Weight, warranty card (5 years), f.a.q. page, and a small 8 by 11′  poster-like brochure which consists of half, four really wrong-looking exercises, (double-handed front, single-handed side to side , double-handed side to side front, and double-handed behind the head).  The other half a correct and incorrect use photo.  Using three out of the four exercises, excluding the double-handed side to side from my routine (it just felt wrong, like nothing would come from it), for six minutes a day, six days a week for a month.  Week 1 all I could tell you is that my elbows were really tired after each workout the feeling would subside quickly but you can feel the burn as early as the first two days depending on how hard you move the weight up, and down.  Week 2 my arms and elbows still feel tight during exercises although i must say i still wish there was a video i could follow along with to truly tell if I am doing this right.  Week 3 I can start to feel and see difference my arms seem to fill my work shirts a little bit more, feel a little bit tighter.  Week 4 and Verdict, not guilty, four weeks in and I can tell you six minutes a day seems to make a difference, my muscles feel tighter  and dare I say Stronger.  The Shake Weight for men passes with a not guilty verdict, I am actually going to keep on with these exercises, and report back if I have any new results.-  Vonte

All I have to say is it looks gay.  – Ky

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